Valentine's Day Gifts 2018

20+ Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Lovers, Crushes & Friends | 2018

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Who says Valentine’s Day needs to be all sweet and sappy? Romantic gifts are not always called for (or desired) on Valentine’s Day, so if you’re shopping for someone having a sense of humor, a quirky novelty gift could be a much more enjoyable option.

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Lovers, Crushes & Friends

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Lovers, Crushes & Friends

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts:

8-Bit Flower Bouquet

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

So, your very best friend navigated entire worlds, just to discover his princess was in another castle? Cheer him up with an 8-bit blossom fragrance. Unlike real flowers, these ones won’t wilt and they do not require water or sunlight. They won’t give you magic powers, but they will definitely brighten anybody’s day.

Name a Roach

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Cockroaches are some of the most adaptable creatures residing, so they’ll probably outlast us all. So what better way to declare your eternal love than to provide the gift of formally naming one of these everlasting insects?
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Pink Domo

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Domo is here, but that doesn’t mean tragedy has to follow. In this case, the pink, cuddly, jumbo-sized Domo just needs someone to love.

The Perfect Date Package

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Is she stuck with no date this Valentine’s Day? Swoop in to save the day at the last minute with the Perfect Date Package: John is the strong-or, more accurately, inflatable-silent type who arrives with gifts and accessories because of their date. What’s not to adore?

Colossal Diamond Ring

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

If a real diamond ring is too much for you (or your “significant” additional) to deal with this Valentine’s Day, then a giant faux gemstone ring is the perfect placeholder.

Dirty Valentine Hearts

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Here is the grown-up variant of these innocent conversation hearts that you remember from elementary school. Each candy heart features a risqué saying that will have everybody laughing and blushing.

Love Gun Cupid Catapult

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers
With only a bow and arrows, Cupid’s aim left a great deal to be desired. Now he is updated to the Love Gun Cupid Catapult. A novelty catapult shoots mini plastic cupids into the atmosphere, and with a bit of luck, one will land on the person you’re meant to love.

Humongous Heart Plush

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers
No one can say you do not have a significant heart this Valentine’s Day. This humongous heart plush toy is made to look like a real human heart. Fortunately, it’s soft and cuddly and sports a big cute grin, so your valentine is sure to enjoy it.

Magic Frog to Prince

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

If you know somebody who’s still looking for her Prince Charming, provide her a humorous gift that’s a reminder that he’s out there. All she wants to do is add water to the Magic Frog to Prince kit, and soon the frog will turn into a prince!

Cranky Cupid

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers
Not everyone enjoys Valentine’s Day. Get your grumpy friend a grumpy gift to hang with to the day. The grumpy Cupid toy is on strike for the romantic vacation, donning a mad face and spouting anti-love messages. It is a cute present that will add a while to your buddy day.

Made with Love Sandwich Bags

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Sealable sandwich bags are embellished with lipstick kisses. It’s a fun way to brighten your sweetie’s lunch on Valentine’s Day and other romantic events.

Chocolate G-String

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

 

It’s a sexy G-string made from yummy candies. Enough said!

Lil’ Smoochers Cinnamon Chocolate

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

 

Pucker up for Valentine’s Day with a pack of cinnamon flavored candies. The Lil’ Smoochers are all lip-shaped candies that come in a lip-shaped tin. It’s a perfect gift for a humorous Valentine’s Day.

Heart Gelatin Mold

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Everyone is making heart-shaped gelatin treats for Valentine’s Day, so do something different with this heart gelatin plastic mold. It’s also shaped like a heart-this time, a human heart. It’s a great way to poke some fun at most of the romantic themes this Valentine’s Day.
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I Love You from the Top to Bottom Toilet Paper

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

This Valentine’s Day gift is as romantic as it is hilarious. A roll of real toilet paper is printed with the words “I Love you from Top to Bottom” in red, with center decorations to match. This gift is guaranteed to be a big hit with your valentine.

Q-PIG the Lover Pig

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Q-PIG is your lovable rapping pig who’s about spreading love and love through his music. He lights up the entire room with his singing and dancing, and he’s sure to create your valentine fall in love.

Wax Lips

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Pucker up with a bunch of large, luscious, red wax lips. They are a great conservative candy item for parties, presents, and having some fun on Valentine’s Day.

I Love You Toast Stamper

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Say “I love you” with breakfast in bed. In cases like this, the breakfast in bed is actually emblazoned with the words themselves. The “I Love You” toast stamper lets you brand each slice of toast with all the amorous message. It is guaranteed to get you a smile and a hug from your valentine.

Ouch Heart Bandages

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Feeling lovesick? Give the gift of these adorable sweetheart bandages and you and your valentine will be feeling better in no time. The bandages are decorated with pretty hearts and designs, making them a great gift for the romantic holiday season.

Love Rats

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

There are many ways to express your love on Valentine’s Day. Try something different with these cute love rats. One is white with red hearts, and the other one is red with white hearts. And like you and your sweetie, collectively they create a perfect match.
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World’s Largest Inflatable Heart

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Show off your big heart by gifting your special someone with the world’s largest inflatable heart. It’s big, red, and trumps any other present you could think about giving your friends ,loved ones, or sweetheart for Valentine’s Day.

Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug

Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, Crushes & Lovers

Gamers can keep tabs on the health during the afternoon with this clever coffee mug. A pixelated heart adorns the side, and when the mug is full of a hot beverage, the center turns red. The user needs to refill the mug through the day in order to stay at full “health.”

 

Valentine’s Day is not just about chocolates, flowers, and love. Additionally, it is a great day to have some fun with pals and loved ones and show them just how much they mean to you. A humorous present is a great way to admit the others on Valentine’s Day with no romantic circumstance.

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